
People are so willingly gullible. No more so when it comes to spending money on psychics.
According to one figure I've found, Americans spend upwards of $400 million a year on 900-number calls to "professional" psychics.
It's a sham and its a terrible waste of resources which, unfortunately, leads to destroying lives.
One such case is that of Sylvia Brown, favorite pet psychic of Montel Williams. In 2003 she informed the grieving family of Shawn Hornbeck that by her psychic powers that he had been killed since he went missing in 2001.
Sylvia appeared on TV on the "Montel Williams Show" in February 2003 and told Shawn's parents that he was dead and advised as to where to search for his body, which has led to shifting search team's efforts in that direction. This January Shawn was found alive just miles from his home living with a man who's kidnapped him.
She was dead wrong and the Montel Williams show faced subsequent punishment by the FCC for that statement. Imagine for a moment if police relied only on psychics for their investigative work? Shawn would still be laboring under his kidnapper today.
Psychics like the Browns or John Edwards use mentalist techniques of cold-reading. If you spend some time and watch Edwards close enough you'll begin to notice that when a guess is wrong about the past or future, he quickly reverses the direction of the prediction – all the while prodding his victims for information in the pursuit of an accurate "prediction." Cognitively, people routinely record the "hits" and dismiss the "misses." Psychics are a boil on humanity's butt because they exploit this flaw in human cognition, whether intentional or not.
Meaning, they are about as psychic as any ham sandwich – unless, of course, the ham sandwich is psychic. If a ham sandwich was psychic, we could at least get that to the laboratory to study. Slyvia Brown has turned down repeated attempts to be tested by the James Randi Educational Foundation in a lab setting where she could win his million dollar challenge. I don't know about you, but who couldn't use another million? I've already spent my first.... Speaking of which, why aren't psychics wracking up all sorts of money playing the lottery or competing in Texas Hold 'Em tournaments?
Anyway, you can read Brown's predictions from 2008 - 2009 here. Her "accurate" ones are so general that they need not be mentioned. But her wrong ones are gems. From the "aura-scanner" used to detect a person's psychic "aura" or the death of the vice president to name just a few.
And it's worth mentioning the predictions she did not make. Otetia? Election of the first black president? Nope.
A bunch of woo.
I claim no psychic powers. Let's see how accurate I am this time, next year. Feel free to post your own.
World
01. I predict in the next year that there will be trouble in the along the DMZ in North Korea.
02. I predict in the next year Israel will go to war again with Palestine. God told them too. It's in the book. Likewise, Muslims will be saying the same.
03. I predict in the next year Putin will say something outrageous and conservatives will accuse liberals of being soft on him.
Sports
01. I predict in the next year that the Brewers will finish with 78 wins and 84 losses. I'm afraid by some stunningly bad personal moves by Doug Melvin at the pitcher position, we will not get into the playoffs. At least the Cubs won't either.
02. I predict in the next year that Packers will finish 8-8. Ted Thompson, preferring to build the team through the draft and not securing quality free agents, will make some wrong personal moves. Ted will be gone and Thompson the following year will be coaching the Chargers. In 2010, he'll take them to a Superbowl and lose.
03. I predict in the next year that the Lions will finish will the single best turn-around ever for a franchise. Barry Sanders will take over the organization and the team will go undeafeted all the way to the Superbowl – only to lose to New England to a Tom Brady with a record number 90 touch-downs in one season - or 28 touchdowns. (Either way, not a bad QB to have on your fantasy team.) The Pats will go 15-1 the following year.
Entertainment
01. I predict in the next year that there Brad and Angelina will have more babies.
02. I predict in the next year that George Clooney will settle down and get married to model. A very sexy underwear model.
03. I predict in the next year that a movie based upon a super hero will be made. It'll make $999 Billion dollars. The most ever made by a movie. In turn, the banks and the car manufacturers will ask the Hollywood Studio – a bastion of godless gay fags who are said to hate America by conservatives, for a bail-out. This money will save America giving many out work conservatives jobs.
Local
01. I predict in the next year that Jim Hayett and I will be best friends and even take in a Brewers game together.
02. I predict in the next year that Amy G will have had herself arrested for being a traitor - after she admits to converting to Liberalism as the America she once loved, lay in ashes around her because she destroyed it.
03. I predict in the next year that I will be the biggest and baddest blogger in America. I also predict that I will be accused of being "foul mouthed" and counter with "
What, its like you never watched a rated R movie before. Spare me your fake indignation."
Health
01. I predict in the next year that there will be more advances in stem cell research. Christoper Reeves will walk again - after he is resurrected though stem cell science. Since biological science is grounded in evolution, it will deliver resurrection in this life and people will not have to wait for an afterlife, of which there is no physical evidence for anyway. Religion will lose it's hold on humanity. Muslims and Christians and Jews will not have animosity between each other – since anyone can be resurrected by science and return to kill you again.
02. I predict in the next year that teen pregnancies will rise, proving yet again, that abstinence only education doesn't work.
03. I predict in the next year more evidence against the specious claims of NDE's will come to surface. Predictably, it won't change a damn thing to the ardent believer in such rubbish.
Politics
01. I predict in the next year that there will be scandal in the White House, as Bush and Cheney and the entire former administration is put on review in a series of congressional committees.
02. I predict in the next year Pat Robertson will blame the gay and the Obama administration for a natural disaster like a hurricane or earthquake or typhoon as proof of God's vengeance against the gay or the liberal.
03. I predict in the next year that public school in Texas will teach creationism and not science of evolution in biology class. Four years from those students will be clueless, will not pass into college, and work some menial job and lose 10% of their precious income in tithes.
Misc
01. I predict in the next year that the "Blago" hairstyle will be all the rage with the hipsters.
02. I predict in the next year that the Revelation will happen. God will kill all the sinners and non-believers while Jesus delights in unbeliever torment in Hell. If doesn't happen it's because the planet, Pluto, is in ascension.
So that's a few of mine.
Have any? Let's see who is more psychic!
And do you believe there is actually a professional organization for these kooks?