Anyway, this entry is still pretty funny to me.
No, its not that we love freedom -- you know -- the freedom to marry who you love no matter what the other person sex is. And the secret is not that we think you should be allowed to freely worship without state interference with the will of the state imposed on you. Those are no secrets. Everyone knows that we liberals proudly affirm human rights in all its splendid diversity. It is why we liberals are tarred with that awful "bleeding heart" so much.
Ho-hum.
We know that words like that are not substantive criticism, but annoying, irrelevant mud-slinging which obfuscates honest debate between honest partisans. You know, all that talk talk talk from the right-wing you hear in every local and national market that says with a straight-face that Obama is really a Muslim-socialist-negro, surrender-monkey, cross-dressing Nazi, who would very much like to kill poor granny since Obama was born in Russia anyway.
Those "facts" are as irrefutable as Iraq attacking us on 911!
Yeah, we know those words and thoughts like that is the refuge of a party who have thrown reason and honest debate to the roadside. Hey, its also no secret that we love humor and we appreciate comedy! We like to think right-wingers are trying to be funny and attempting to humor us. Thank you!
No, the real secret is that the liberal elite -- at least in the Lake Country -- is a secret "terrorist" organization bent on world dominion beginning with the destruction of conservative America. Our weapons are tools like reason and the Constitution. This organization is animated alone by MC Pickard.
The, "Obamanatii.”
Our puppets are legion.
Now that you, dear reader, have discovered the penultimate of all secrets! We are not making this up.
We, the Obamanatii, with our secret handshake proclaim our motto with pride "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet!"
