When in doubt, mock the LLC wingnuts

Digging around in my files, I found this entry from a few years ago. I wrote it for my brothers blog, Alien Relay 2.0,  on Living Lake Country to mock the wingnuts who post there. I've not blogged at LLC for years (I was banned because I mocked their pet wingnut Jim Hayett) and yet, these wingnuts still hate me and drag my name up whenever they can. I don't post there any longer, not even on my brother's blog.

Anyway, this entry is still pretty funny to me.

No, its not that we love freedom -- you know -- the freedom to marry who you love no matter what the other person sex is. And the secret is not that we think you should be allowed to freely worship without state interference with the will of the state imposed on you. Those are no secrets. Everyone knows that we liberals proudly affirm human rights in all its splendid diversity. It is why we liberals are tarred with that awful "bleeding heart" so much.

Ho-hum.

We know that words like that are not substantive criticism, but annoying, irrelevant mud-slinging which obfuscates honest debate between honest partisans. You know, all that talk talk talk from the right-wing you hear in every local and national market that says with a straight-face that Obama is really a Muslim-socialist-negro, surrender-monkey, cross-dressing Nazi, who would very much like to kill poor granny since Obama was born in Russia anyway.

Those "facts" are as irrefutable as Iraq attacking us on 911! 

Yeah, we know those words and thoughts like that is the refuge of a party who have thrown reason and honest debate to the roadside. Hey, its also no secret that we love humor and we appreciate comedy! We like to think right-wingers are trying to be funny and attempting to humor us. Thank you!

No, the real secret is that the liberal elite -- at least in the Lake Country -- is a secret "terrorist" organization bent on world dominion beginning with the destruction of conservative America. Our weapons are tools like reason and the Constitution. This organization is animated alone by MC Pickard. 

The, "Obamanatii.”

Our puppets are legion.

Now that you, dear reader, have discovered the penultimate of all secrets! We are not making this up.

We, the Obamanatii, with our secret handshake proclaim our motto with pride "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet!"